I'm at Major's house today. I was supposed to work on a bunch of things at home, one of them being the Crawmerax loot-drop size load of laundry, but then Master had His work schedule changed at the last minute, and so we went into town to look at masks for the party we're going to throw eventually. A mask party :) I can't wait for Daddy to show me and Jessi off at it. (oh Jessi.. We got her B-day present today :DDDDD)

Everybody keeps accusin' me of doing things bad, like not answering my phone when I told Master I had it on me, and Major told Daddy I hid His hat   when I didn't. Daddy put me in five and asked me over and over if I took it, and if I was lying. I told Him I wasn't lying, that if I was, I would be giggling more and He knew it. Finally He let me up and didn't punish me, because He knew I was telling the truth. If I lie, I giggle a lot and I also say no I didn't do it, yes I was lying.

Major took his boring pills again today. he doesn't get his tooth out until Monday, and so we're stuck with sad silly major (he tried to tickle me til I peed myself, and also pinched me, and sat on me!!!) until then!

I think I already blogged that jake is moving out, and jessi is definitely moving in once her car is fixed, and major is maybe moving in (which means I probably get beat really often if he does) which means I get cuddled a lot by major, and daddy gets cuddled by jessi a bunch, and i get laid less!!!! because daddy doesn't want me to have sex with him in front of major, cuz major is a pervert and tries to ......... daddy is playing darts and keeps missing the dart board because he's distracted.

I told major to "give me secs" earlier. It was an accident. I was trying to say give me a sec, and then I thought I'd need a few seconds, and my brain editted it before I could finish and change the words, and he totalyl froze, and then moved his hands over and I was like no no no!!!! that wasn't what I meant I withdraaw consent!!! not consent!! and he laughed bunches, because it took him way too long to process what came out of my mouth. 

Also, major sat on me, and I said ahhh I was a landing pad for a fat marine.. and I went *laughing* SQUISH! and then I was like *squeak* i can't breathe! and he got off of me, lol. 

oh yeah, Jessi and I talked and said that maybe to help her training, we both get marks at the same time