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[7 Surprising reasons you wake up tired]
1. You sleep poorly and wake with a bad taste in your mouth.
"Next time, it's going in your mouth"
--Matt
Someone like him may have been in your house while you were asleep and thinks you look sexy while you sleep (with your mouth open)
2. You toss and turn or wake up often to use the bathroom.
Master may not have let you go to the bathroom before going to bed as a punishment, and this is the normal set of consequences.
3. Your jaw clicks, pops, or feels sore, or your teeth are wearing down.
Master may have made you sleep with a ball or O-ring gag in all night. This would account for a sore jaw, and if your teeth are wearing down.... Stop chewing on rocks!
4. You move all over the bed or wake tangled in the covers.
Master may not realize that you were asleep when He used the covers to tie you down for some play last night! It's called "having sex in your sleep" syndrome. You're a nympho, learn to love it.
5. You wake up with a dry mouth or horrible morning breath.
Going to sleep with your used panties in your mouth as a gag does have it's drawbacks.
6. You sleep fitfully, feel exhausted all the time, and wake with a sore throat or neck pain.
See reason 4. Also, you may be doing more than just speading yor legs while you sleep, as the sore throat tends to point out.
7. You get a full night's sleep but feel groggy all the time or get sleepy while driving.
That allergy medicine you're taking must have gotten mixed up with Master's sleeping pills.
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