Saturday, July 16, 2011

jessi, instructions as directed.

High protocol upon entering the door.
Move all travel bags into your room, place protocol and blog notebook on desk.
Present daily list of how much water was consumed.
Redo everything on to-do list. If there are any questions, go to Position Four by the front door until acknowledged and allowed to ask your question. Follow all rules associated with this Position.
Do all tasks as listed in your protocol notebook.


Feed the dogs.
Give the dogs water
Clean up any mess the dogs have made.
Go walk the dogs.
Empty all the trash cans, and replace the bags. Place trash in the outside trash can.
Sweep the carport.
Say "Masturbate" 10 times loudly.
Eat every 3 hours until going to bed.
Continue food journal. These posts do not count as blogging.
Clean the couch thoroughly. Do not miss pee spots on tan upholstery.
Wash couch cushions.
Recopy all protocol notes into protocol notebook with all corrections/additions in place and date as a finished work.  Add "I will rinse out the sink properly" and "I will place the towel under the dishes in the laundry as soon as dishes are put away" to the end of proper dishwashing protocol.
All protocol must be copied onto your blog.
Water container in the refrigerator must be drank, and then refilled. It was not full.
The kitchen, hallway, bathroom, your bedroom, the living room, and formal living room floors must be swept and mopped thoroughly.
All laundry must be washed, dried, folded, and put away in its proper place.  
All dishes must be washed, dried, and put away in the proper place.
Blog. 

The dogs must be walked once every 4 hours and within an hour of going to bed.
Check the basement door, the formal living room door, the kitchen door, and both doors in the living room. Ensure that these are all locked.
Fulfill all going to bed protocol.


Non-task oriented issues/gray area.
water
food blog
Blog Daily. Food journal does not count as a blog. Also, days are missing.
toilet seat was left down


Don't forget that we still love you, but this is important for you to learn to follow instructions carefully. 




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