Time to put on your big girl panties.

Grow the fuck up.
No, really. I mean it.
As adults, we are supposed to be responsible. I don't even really mean BE responsible here. I mean, stop doing the same stupid thing over and over again and bitching when you end up fucking yourself over.
Just take ONE fucking SECOND and think your action through before you do it. Think, "Is this a stupid idea? Will this cause me pain, discomfort, or annoyance in the future?"
If the answer is yes, you lose any right to bitch about it later.

Stop taking a nap in the middle of the day, and bitching about how you can't sleep at night.
Stop ordering steak at a restaurant that can't cook steak, and bitching about it when they fuck it up.
On that note, don't order seafood anywhere that isn't a seafood restaurant.
Don't start smoking and then bitch about how you can't stop coughing, you need to quit, you get headaches when you go too long without a pack of cigarettes, and you never have any money because you spend it all on smoking, lighters, e-cigs to stop smoking, and replacement parts and juice for your e-cig that constantly breaks.
Stop dating people who break other people, and crying when you get your heart broken.
Wear a fucking seat belt.
If you don't at least make an effort to lose weight, don't bitch about that extra weight you don't want. (Watching other people exercise on TV doesn't count as making an effort. Neither does making a "Diet" board on pinterest)
Don't bitch about how fat you are **while you're eating.**
Don't go grocery shopping while you are hungry.
Don't spend money you don't have.
Don't spend someone else's money that you do have.
If you fall off that and break your leg, don't come running to me.
Don't bitch about how your phone is dying when you NEVER EVER charge it.
Check what time the store closes before you drive an hour+ to go shopping.
Measure twice, cut once.  You did it wrong the first time, *trust me.*
Don't stop taking your meds because you feel great right now. That means they're working. And for them to KEEP working, you have to KEEP taking them.
Don't say anything you might regret while on your period.


Stop being self-destructive and expecting everyone around you to give a damn that your stupid decisions ended badly.