found this and had a good laugh. sharing.
11-4-2009
So it was a regular day at the one-stop shopping (hyphen) gas station until a strange-looking character came in. Oh we get all kinds. Let’s start with the normal customers though, so you’ll understand what was so weird about this guy. There’s Isaac, the twitchy geek in a trench coat buying lotion and a flea collars. Edward, the pale skinny kid with dark hair in a trench coat. He has multiple piercings, dark lipstick and a fake permit to get blood for his “diabetes,” which he still thinks is a legitimate excuse, even though I’ve told him every day for the past 2 years that it’s legal now. Then, there’s Lanara, she bought dark sunglasses when she first starting coming here. Now she only comes in once every two weeks to buy a can of sardines, air freshener, and cat food. She wears those sunglasses, a long-sleeved shirt, a toboggan, jeans, and a lot of makeup every time she comes in. The guy who came in the other day, well, he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, bought toilet paper, and actually looked me in the eye and smiled before he left… Freak.
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