You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms)
If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"
If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"
If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone...
If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"...
If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"...
If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir...
If you think all subs put out on the first date...
If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys...
If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place...
If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously...
If you think safewords are for sissies...
If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom...
If you think R/L is just like cyber...
If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)
If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys...
If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof...
If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys...
If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe. (Hey, I liked this one)
If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once...
If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)...
If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you just might be an idiot
If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool...
then i'm gonna be in a lot of pain.
You Might Be A Wannabe (Subs)
If you don't know what "R/L" means...
If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important...
If you've never considered the possibility that your online Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason...
If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub...
If you think you have no limits...
If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub...
If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L session with Him or Her...
If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play...
If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls himself/herself Dom/Domme...
If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain...
If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe
If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net...
If you think being a sub is all about being abused...
If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)
If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in...
If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...
If you think submission means never saying "no"...
If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe
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