Today Quests

Wash Dishes
+5 XP
+1 cup of tea, from slave

Replace Fly Magnets of Doom
+5 XP
+10 minutes TV/PS4 time

Call Places that may need card updated for payment
+10 XP
+ 1 [3 hour breath mint] +1 minty  +2X bonus to XP for 3 hours

Hit slave with toy (may be repeated up to 4 times)
+ slave will wipe down surface of choice

Bake Cake 
+20 XP
+ you have a cake!
+5 cooking per cake until lvl 50
[Simple Cake]
+50 HP
+ 1 speed for 30 minutes

Catch a Pokemon
+10 XP
+ Vitamin D boost if Daytime (+ 10 armor for 30 minutes)
+ Cup of Tea from slave if Nighttime

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For more quests, see slave!