LF meeting and a bottle of Jack

This is what was written in my notebook from the time I started drinking (9:30 I'd guess) until we went home from the meeting that was supposed to end at 10pm.


Endless endless whiskey
Jack daniels whiskey
(1st shot)
Why doesn't alcohol have a serving size?

MP is wearing a red/black vertical striped long-sleeve shirt. She looks like a mix of a referee or Jason/freddy (?)

2 shots, and half a banana

I spilled Jack on my pants. oops. nother shot time, these ppl are boring. think its a bigger shot this time, i'll half it (take it in two shots). did

four now
i spilled some. on my face =(

5. took a break. ugh. nasty. lol
no spills this time. big shot

six 6. shots. small one. I feel so weird -lips/tongue r numb

Master said drink more. I'm kind of worried.
7. ready. set. chug. I am having problems!

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floorplan. only one letter away from foreplay

molding = major's fault

google boys  mail. 

blue dropped the big blue ball on this one.


being drunk makes me feel tall! -Blink

Jada = only cub
leper vs. leopard vs cub
herpes1 she talks really fast
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boring


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gift ctfcate relly    fliers relly ruptured moon
BORING   


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why did you tell her I was embarrassed?
I didn't do anything wrong, did I? 
-Jada said my face is red-

You said you would protect me if I got wasted 
_only 7 shots_

"her work is a rapish serial killer. .."
-> it was only notations on shots
it shouldn't have bee a slurred
was it?

Major said "I love a girl witha  bottle of Jack"
but I haven't drink 4 for an hour AT LEAST

cutest
Why am I cutest when I'm drunk

(Circled) Who can Jake have sex with? if Jake is ok w/ it
MP asked this question. only if relly agrees --> Jada.
tell relly were starting the movie inglorious bastards.



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lyncat kissed Jake @ Halloween party.
--> uh oh .
mp giggles.

lyncat says major Jake is perfect body type
wants to fuck him


Why does Master think chixen soup will make me sober?
I don't understand. He said he'd take
care of me. but now. he wants me sober!

we got here before 7pm.
the clock says
1:30 AM    6.5 hours
(clock was the microwave, and someone had left something in with 1 minute 30 seconds left.)

NO
gross,

Potatoes are hot and spicy.

I'm not stupid baby! I'm fucking 
DRUNK

I WANT TO GO HOME But I cant.
The stairs are too tall.
<3 sydney



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only 12:30 AM not 1:30 AM
(it was really only 11:30, MP hadn't changed her stove to reflect daylight savings time)
movie name is inglorious bastards
why does it matter that dpolter
typed b4 four I got drunk. It was onto
half full when I started drinking
not full like major said.

It's not my fault. Master said
"Sober up!" but its not my fault
He said He would protect me
if I got wasted.

Master! You promised me but I'm all
alone in MPs kitchen. I drank more
b/c You told me to not b/c I wanted
to - but- You want me to sober up.
(in the above paragraph all of the word "you"s have been crossed out and rewritten with a capitalized "Y")

ALONE by myself.

12:49 -> vomit.

im so sorry master

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I feel so sick but nothing is
spinning now. I'm eating nasty

applesauce for my Master.
then He'll take me downstairs to
rest until the end of the movie

(about Hitler.[retards])
 I threw up in MPs kitchen.
at 12:49 pm

12:58 now.
I wish I hadn't crank so much it is gross
and im so sick now.

lol NOW Master likes major.

Jada + Master = EWW!
gross

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MP's house is
BORING
to Hell

I can hear
my Master
talking.
I <3 Him
above all
else
no one
is higher

PRomised to take care of me.

no one has touched me.

=( omg how does that count as care?

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why do you like major now?  ok ;)  (he was truly concerned about me) says Master

Huge priority to puke in the toilet,  but
you have to know I wouldn't make
it to the toilet.

Jada wanted to fuck Master but He
said "no" so she wanted Jake... wtf?
GTFO Jade --->horny bitch! lol
my eyes burn. it hurts.

I toldmaster to go upstairs.He wants to watch
the movie but wont admit it, keeps asking
halfheartedly if I want to go home and says 
He doesn't care if He watches it or not
Inglorious Bastards
its about Hitler

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Master said the brown is from the whiskey. it looks a little like blood.

3am
They have stew Whyed you
give me a fucking potatoe?
that tasted like
PEPPER
you
Bastard!

Its not that they didn't respect you,
its b/c they didn't like it
they didn't cum
:D

THE END (thank God)