December 17 2016

Funny story time!

This is how I wake up this morning: My loving husband rolls over in my direction in bed, and once I am starting to wake, says the word, "Boner."
I've been asking for morning sex for a few weeks, it's something we don't get to do often since he leaves for school around 7:00 AM most days, and today is his first day of winter break.
So I do what any good wife would do. I reach down to confirm that he is indeed in possession of and ready to use said boner. The morning wood is strong with this one.
I say, "OK, just let me go pee and brush my teeth and I'll be right back."

--- Now, before I tell the rest of my side of the story, I have to go back to my husband's point of view.

He is dreaming about watching family guy, where the guy says "humina humina boner. Haha, boner."
Then, he wakes up to me touching him, and saying that I'm up for sex.
At which point, he realizes that he said "Boner" out loud.
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So he tells me "I didn't mean to say that out loud and no, I wasn't asking for sex, go back to bed."

But now I have to pee.