He had a sudden onset headache just as I stood up to sneak off to the bathroom. I had one of those cramps that feels like a violent fart or maybe an accident waiting to happen. So I ran to my master and held him, hoping the pain would pass and resolving not to let anything out. It went anyway. The pain in my stomach disappeared. So either I just dropped a deadly but silent cabbage bomb less than a foot from my master's face, or something worse. I close my eyes and try not to make a face or any other than normal expression.
He noticed.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and of course I had to explain so he didn't think I was laughing at his pain.
I thought he would laugh as I said "I might have just pooped" but instead his face went instantly to abject disgust, which made my giggles worse. "Go"
I waddled away, hoping there was nothing extra in my pants and that nothing else came out while I was now feeling ache from the laughter.
It was just a fart.
But I laughed so hard I cried and it was pretty embarrassing.
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