interesting story

I don't know if anyone else ever wants to do this, but I thought of it tongiht when my Warcraft crashed, so I thought I'd share.

"The Following Data will be sent to Blizzard when you click Send
Though you can opt not to send this information, doing so will help us to improve the game.

Describe what you were doing when the crash occurred."

So it's 3:30 in the morning, (4:30 after DST) and I'm doing my auctions, while also having cyber sex with this automated chinese gold seller, and he kept asking me to clarify what I was saying. So I told him I wanted him to rip my clothes off passionately, but then he asked me "What yuu meen? plez biy gld so i no starve in pur hows." So I repeated myself in another way, and after about 30 minutes I began to run out of ways to tell him I wanted him to tie me down and stick his Apprentive Staff in my Orb of Deception when I went to get a Battered Jungle Hat out of the mailbox in Ironforge. He said, "Yoo meen sex, pretty laidee?" I said YES!!! and then the last thing I saw before my WoW crashed was something about tounge and toes, right as I was getting a snowball from the mailbox. I'll never find him, his name was only a jumble of letters... My chances of foreign online WoW romance have been crushed, all by getting a snowball from the mailbox in Ironforge.


no, i wasnt doing that.. except the mailbox part.

yes, i actually sent it. hope some gm has a lot of fun reading it.

night guys.