Wednesday, March 24, 2010

This Is One

Ok, so things have been going pretty good for a while now, especially with the wishes. I hadn't had to use one... Until now. It's Wednesday, and I am in some serious need of "care" especially after the dream I had last night. So, since it's actually still before 3 in the afternoon (when we've been normally waking up lately due to raiding on WoW) I'm going to take some "me time" and get everything ready.  Shower, shave, hair, maybe even a little make-up. 
-Danny

The way I was tied in my dream was pretty much physically impossible, but I still woke up horny as hell. 

So from you, this is what I want.
  • Normal routine, even down to the coffee, but no WoW yet. 
  • Pull out a few toys we haven't used in a while, see if you can't find the butterfly for me. 
  • Pull out something comfortable and discreet for me to wear that you'd like to see me in.
  • Get dressed. Don't have to put on shoes yet.  Remember to check if it's cold outside!
  • Make the bed. 
  • Timmy can sit on his side of the bed and check auctions, but when I get out of the shower I do want your full attention. 
  • I'll tell you what to do next from there.
We're going to my brother's school to pick up the release form so that we can go with him (or Baldo/Dylan) on his field trip Friday.

Quick overall review before the important message.

We have to drive by my little brother's school today, and fill out a form to volunteer to go with him on a field trip, so that the school doesn't consider us child molesters, etc. If we really want to prove we're not, we have to pay 30 bucks each to the county so they can run a background check on us. I'm so sick of those. We've had one for everything!

Dunno if I wrote about their PE day a while back, but we ended up going to 3 in one week for my little bro and my sister's kids (his nephews) too. It was loads of fun. We brought Sam home and took him"hiking" through the trail behind our house. AND we made sure he did his homework. He's 10, so he really thought that was neat. The hike, not the homework. Andrew and I were sore for days after.

My cousin Jodi and my aunt Sarah came down to visit last weekend. When we finally did catch them at home, so did both my other sisters. We all ended up playing tennis (only 4 rackets) in the court behind our house (which the neighbors let us use). Sam won 2nd for overall best tennis player.I don't think we've been outside since. I may have dreamed it but i think it's been cold lately.

Last night was supposed to be American Idol night. Matt didn't invite us up. Last time we were there was St Patrick's day. He tried to get us to drink a lot and "party" with his friends. While calling his friends he said that they should come over for some "Ho's" referring to the women he had just invited over. When he talked to them he called them "Baby".  I was pretty offended but tried not to show it too much. He didn't like that I didn't drink any alcohol. We left before his other friends got there. We also made arrangements for him to use the fryer the next day. We almost missed my eye appointment, and then left the phone in the car. Matt was pissed and acted like Andrew owed him something. He took him the fryer, and Matt brought it back when he was done. We haven't seen or heard from him since.

In other news,Emilie has hit lvl 60, Vikci is 43 and has just gotten the patterns from gnomer to make the (now) BOE pets that everyone has been selling/making/wanting since the major patch last night, which upped my sub Rogue's DPS (hopefully).

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

interesting story

I don't know if anyone else ever wants to do this, but I thought of it tongiht when my Warcraft crashed, so I thought I'd share.

"The Following Data will be sent to Blizzard when you click Send
Though you can opt not to send this information, doing so will help us to improve the game.

Describe what you were doing when the crash occurred."

So it's 3:30 in the morning, (4:30 after DST) and I'm doing my auctions, while also having cyber sex with this automated chinese gold seller, and he kept asking me to clarify what I was saying. So I told him I wanted him to rip my clothes off passionately, but then he asked me "What yuu meen? plez biy gld so i no starve in pur hows." So I repeated myself in another way, and after about 30 minutes I began to run out of ways to tell him I wanted him to tie me down and stick his Apprentive Staff in my Orb of Deception when I went to get a Battered Jungle Hat out of the mailbox in Ironforge. He said, "Yoo meen sex, pretty laidee?" I said YES!!! and then the last thing I saw before my WoW crashed was something about tounge and toes, right as I was getting a snowball from the mailbox. I'll never find him, his name was only a jumble of letters... My chances of foreign online WoW romance have been crushed, all by getting a snowball from the mailbox in Ironforge.


no, i wasnt doing that.. except the mailbox part.

yes, i actually sent it. hope some gm has a lot of fun reading it.

night guys.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

2 wishes.

New rule kinda. Since I have been apt to ask for things a little more than necesary, Andrew and I have come to an agreement that 2 times a week, I can ask for .. well... Just about anything within reason. So it's like he's given me two wishes, and they regenerate. No roll-overs, either. So I have to make sure I use them wisely, or else I may be a bitch out of water a little longer than I'd like to be.


Emily

Happy Anniversary

It's midnight now, so happy anniversary sweetie!

Monday, March 1, 2010

The twins. the first real draft

this is actually from before 1-16, but i just found it, so i'm posting it as now, since otherwise no one would ever see it.

The twins are so perfectly identically opposite, mirror images of each other.
One, being the desire for everything. The other, the loathing of the same things.
The need for control, to be controlled, is so strong in this first twin that it will cry for hours, making everyone around it miserable, but then I realize this, and I closet the first desire, becoming the second twin.
I am suddenly repulsed at making everyone miserable for my own desires... And

Ends here.
Next page.

My desires, though opposite, are a perfect set of twins.

Ends.
Next Page.

Twins. At first glace at this girl,
I'm seeing twins. double.

Ends. There is no more until entry 1-16-10 on this blog.

the gloves

Nope, still no picture, I'm too lazy to go getthe glove and try to find how I take pics on webcam.  Also, I plan on sharpening pencils, playing hugme zoo on facebook and doing all my mafia wars, as well as sharpening pencils before i start writing.

going to also paint my fingernails pink, because i like pink.

anyway, the gloves. Had fun trying them out last night. also cleaned house major, and rearranged the bedroom so that a very sturdy coffee table is at the head of our bed. This gives us more room to walk in the bedroom, as well as makes it easier to tie appendages to the coffee table and to the dresser at the foot of the bed, slightly across the room.

played a lot last night. Don't wanna go into too much detail, but it was fun. Movement restriction, bondage, discipline, and some sensory deprivation. took a hot bath after, which was warm and made my senses buzz.

still have to sew up the gloves before the next time i use them, but hopefully i'll get some help doing that.

a new beginning

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